Narrative:

Lahso on ATIS. Approach advised on initial contact. We were vectored for runway 9R. On contact with tower, were advised to hold short of taxiway south. We declined, which caused the controller to chuckle. The approach controller had advised us to tell tower our intentions to not land and hold short.

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Original NASA ASRS Text

Title: B727 FLC REFUSES LAHSO CLRNC AT ORD.

Narrative: LAHSO ON ATIS. APCH ADVISED ON INITIAL CONTACT. WE WERE VECTORED FOR RWY 9R. ON CONTACT WITH TWR, WERE ADVISED TO HOLD SHORT OF TXWY S. WE DECLINED, WHICH CAUSED THE CTLR TO CHUCKLE. THE APCH CTLR HAD ADVISED US TO TELL TWR OUR INTENTIONS TO NOT LAND AND HOLD SHORT.

Data retrieved from NASA's ASRS site as of July 2007 and automatically converted to unabbreviated mixed upper/lowercase text. This report is for informational purposes with no guarantee of accuracy. See NASA's ASRS site for official report.