Narrative:

Passenger illness. Declared medical emergency. Diverted to nearest airport. No known problem, but my company is conducting a witch hunt. Will probably find a problem, fire me and then turn me in to the FAA.

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Original NASA ASRS Text

Title: ACR PLT EXHIBITS A CERTAIN LEVEL OF PARANOIA TOWARDS HIS COMPANY WHEN DIVERTING TO AN ARPT SHORT OF DESTINATION. CLAIMS HIS ACR IS ON A WITCH HUNT AND ANTICIPATES LEGAL ACTION AGAINST HIM. DIVERTED ACCOUNT PASSENGER MEDICAL EMERGENCY.

Narrative: PAX ILLNESS. DECLARED MEDICAL EMER. DIVERTED TO NEAREST ARPT. NO KNOWN PROBLEM, BUT MY COMPANY IS CONDUCTING A WITCH HUNT. WILL PROBABLY FIND A PROBLEM, FIRE ME AND THEN TURN ME IN TO THE FAA.

Data retrieved from NASA's ASRS site as of July 2007 and automatically converted to unabbreviated mixed upper/lowercase text. This report is for informational purposes with no guarantee of accuracy. See NASA's ASRS site for official report.